Freshman 15 Song Lyrics
Lyrics for the college Humor Song about College Students Gaining Weight
Lyrics for the Freshman 15 Song
Hey little freshman welcome to college
I want to convey just a little knowledge
I know you not just here for the books
But please make sure you watch your looks
‘cause it happens every semester
Girls out casted like a child molester
I’m not trying to put you down
Just please watch out for those fifteen pounds, 'cause…
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Freshman 15 starts today (x3)
Are you hungry?
Thought you could eat whatever you want
Drink till your tipsy, smoke a blunt
But now you got the munchies
And you eat more than a group of monkeys
And you start to get a little chunky
And ask why don’t the guys want me?
Shouldn’t have let your guard down
Freshman Fifteen’s back in town
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Eat your café food drink your beer
Don’t think those pounds will just disappear
Without some good old exercise
Keep on adding inches to those thighs
With midnight snacks from the Chinese food driver
No one can help you not even macgyver
He cant build you a skinny apparatus
Only you can improve your attractiveness
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Burger King, Amores, Pappa John’s
What cha gonna do when your friends are gone?
Their all out at a party tonight
Cause you said your jeans are too tight
Now you’re sitting in your dorm all alone
With no guys calling on the phone
When you thought the fun would never end
Freshman 15 strikes again!
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Yeah your parents gave you lots of love
But now your diet consists of
Alcohol mixed with cafeteria foods
Leads to plump girls with bad moods
Now your rockin’ an all out F.U.P.A.
If I was a hungry Indian I’d shoot ya
Use your fat for a jacket
That ass so fat I’m afraid to smack it!
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Don’t you think you ate enough
All the guys are calling you the M.U.F.F.
You’re the Mandatory Ugly Fat Friend
And your cock blocking will never end
Cant my friend just get a little?
Its been 6 months since he’s seen a nipple
And your girl’s trying to close the deal
But you put up your fat force field!
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EXTENDED VERSION:
Now as this song ends I've got to leave ya
Please dont think I wont belive ya
You can do it, stay in shape
Until the next semester I cant wait
For the new girls I can sing this song to
Or the pretty girls I can give the shlong to
You're all the best I've got to go
I just wanted to let you know, that...
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