Butterface Song Lyrics
Lyrics for the college Humor Song about hot girls with ugly faces
Lyrics for the Butterface Song
See this girl from across the quad
Pretty hair and a slamming bod’
As she walks down the path
Heads turn, and cars crash
But something's not right as she gets closer
It feels like I am getting sober
Because she was blessed in every single way
Except for her butter face
Cause she’s a…
CHORUS:
Butter-face, Butter-face, she’s got a butter-face!
Ugly-face, skinny waist, makes her a butter-face
Butter-face, Butter-face, she’s got a butter-face!
Ugly-face, perfect waist, makes her a butter-face
Butter face coming down the stairs,
Jaws drop and everyone stares
Her skirts so short, you can see her underwear
And enough to know she shaves down there
Her perfect legs and her perfect hips
Makes my friend happy, his name is dick
But when her face comes into view
All the guys get soft, and their balls turn blue
Cause she's a… CHORUS
It looks like… Someone kicked her in the face, with their boots
They say she once killed a man, with her sanggle tooth
She sees some pretty faces, and wishes she could trade
Cause her favorite movie is, Face Off with Nicholas Cage
Cause she knows she’s got, weird shaped eyes and
A bigger nose than, Barbra Streisand
She was last in beauty pageant, so she's crying
She’s got a better chance of, winning the Heisman
CHORUS
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